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Ralph Boogers
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"your journal site is some quality shit"
-my buddy Jack, from Friendster :)

"hmmmm, well i love to get some rugburn from that hairy chest.....LOL!"
-my buddy Erin!

"you have your own culture"
-some girl named Noel!
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