Ralph Boogers (fingerbang) wrote,
Ralph Boogers
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HALE TO THE CHEEF

GREAT NEWS MY SHIFTY LITTLE CONSTITUENTS THE POST LAST NIGHT GOT ME THINKING AND IM HEAR TO ANNOUNCE MY HAT GOING INTO THE RING FOR THE 2006 PREZIDENTIAL ELECTION. IT SAID MY CALLING IS TO BE A POLITITIAN SO I'M GOING TO START NOW. IM GOING TO TAKE DUBYA DOWN TO THE UNDERGORUND AND TEACH HIM A LESSON ON HOW TO BE IN CHARGE. I DONT HAVE ANY IDEAS ON WHO MY RUNNING MATE SHOULD BE YET SO IF YOU THINK OF ANYONE LET ME KNOW. CRAZY CARL DOWN AT THE PON SHOP WILL BE MY SECRETARY OF DEFENCE. HES NUTS AND IF ANYONE MESSES WITH US HE WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO HES CRAFTY LIKE THAT. WEBBITCH CAN BE THE HEAD OF THE FOOD AND DRUG ADMINISTRATION AND SECRETARY OF AGROCULTURE SINCE SHE EATS EVERYTHING ANYWAY SHE CAN TELL US IF ITS OK OR NOT. AND I WONT BE A LIAR LIKE BUBBA CLINTON. WHEN I GET LITTLE RALPHIES HELMET SHINED YOU GOOD PEOPLE WILL BE THE FIRST TO KNOW. ALSO NO FIRST LADY IN THERE TO FOUL EVERYTHING UP OR TRYING TO STEAL THE SPOTLIGHT FROM ME THE PREZ. IF RALPH WANTS TO GET SOME TAIL ON THE EAST LAWN ILL BE DAMMNED IF SOME WHETHERED HAG IS GOING TO TURN ON THE SPRINKLERS AND START HUCKING ROLLED UP NEWSPAPERS AT ME. THE WASHINGTON POST IS A GODDAMNED BIG PAPER THAT WOULD HURT. SO ILL BE GETTIN ASS TWENTYFOR/SEVEN AND NO BALL AND CHAIN TO HOLD ME BACK.

OK WELL I JUST WANTED TO ANNOUNCE THAT REAL QUICKLIKE AND LET YOU HEADS KNOW THAT THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT WITH RALPH BOOGERS IN CHARGE. CHECK BACK HERE FOR FUTURE ANNOUNCMINTS AS IT WILL BE PRETTY BUSY. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK BUDDIES AND VOTE BOOGERS IN 2006.
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