Ralph Boogers (fingerbang) wrote,
Ralph Boogers
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IM REGULAR AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

WOW MAN THAT WAS A ROUGH THREE DAYS. MY MOM CAME OVER AND STAYED WITH ME BECAUSE I HAD SOME ANAL PROBLEMS. I THINK I ATE A BAD BATCH OF CHILLI DOGS DOWN AT CRAZY UNCLE ELMERS WEINER INSANITY BECAUSE I WAS ON THE CAN FOR THREE STRAIGHT DAYS. AND WHEN I SAY THREE STRAIGHT DAYS I MEAN IT. MY MOM GOT ME AN BLOW UP TUBE TO SIT ON SO MY BUT WOULDNT GET NUM AND TWO 24 PACKS ON SCOTT TP (I HAVE 3 ROLLS LEFT) AND I DIDNT GET OFF THE POT FOR 72 HOURS. I EVEN SLEPT THERE BECUASE I WAS AFRAID ID TAKE A POOP WHILE I WAS ASLEEP. MY MOM BROUGHT ME FOOD SO I DIDNT HAVE TO GET UP SHE EVEN WHEELED THE TV IN THERE SO I WOULDNT GET BORED. SHE GOT MAD AT ME BECAUSE I MADE HER USE A BUCKET BUT LET ME TELL YOU WHAT THERE WAS NO WAY I WAS GETTING OFF THAT TOYLET BECAUSE I COULD HAVE EXPLODED AT ANY SECOND. THATS THE LAST TIME I GO FOR THE 14 FOR $4 DEAL. WHEW.
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I AM SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR LUCK IN THE BATHROOM.. I AM GOING TO HAVE A HOT DOG SHOP SOMETIME AND CALL IT "DAVE'S DELICIOUS WEINER" AFTER MY DAD. HE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT. WELL THOUGHT i WOULD SAY THAT BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO FREAK YOU OUT AGAIN.

EDNY
HEY LADY, THANKS FOR ALL THE KIND WORDS. I THINK THE TRIP TO OHIO HELPED ME WITH ALL MY FREAKOUTS. SO I'M ALL GOOD.

AND THAT IS A GREAT IDEA FOR A NAME! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, BUDDY!

-RALPHIO
REALLY YOU LIKE ME AGAIN! THAT IS GREAT RALPHIO. NEXT TIME WHEN YOU ARE IN OHIO CAN YOU COME SEE ME AND WE CAN HANG OUT AND DO THE HORTIZONTAL BUTTCRACK MOMBO?

EDNY
OMG RALPHIE I AM FREAKING OUT HERE. I JUST LOOKED AT YOUR FRIEND DEREK'S L/J AND RESPONDED TO IT. WELL THEN I LOOKED UP HIS USER INFO AND HE DOESN'T LIVE THAT FAR FROM ME. THAT IS SOME FREAKY ASS SHIT. I NEED MOUTH TO MOUTH... PLEASE HELP ME RALPHIE...

EDNAMETRIOSIS