Ralph Boogers (fingerbang) wrote,
Ralph Boogers
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IM REGULAR AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

WOW MAN THAT WAS A ROUGH THREE DAYS. MY MOM CAME OVER AND STAYED WITH ME BECAUSE I HAD SOME ANAL PROBLEMS. I THINK I ATE A BAD BATCH OF CHILLI DOGS DOWN AT CRAZY UNCLE ELMERS WEINER INSANITY BECAUSE I WAS ON THE CAN FOR THREE STRAIGHT DAYS. AND WHEN I SAY THREE STRAIGHT DAYS I MEAN IT. MY MOM GOT ME AN BLOW UP TUBE TO SIT ON SO MY BUT WOULDNT GET NUM AND TWO 24 PACKS ON SCOTT TP (I HAVE 3 ROLLS LEFT) AND I DIDNT GET OFF THE POT FOR 72 HOURS. I EVEN SLEPT THERE BECUASE I WAS AFRAID ID TAKE A POOP WHILE I WAS ASLEEP. MY MOM BROUGHT ME FOOD SO I DIDNT HAVE TO GET UP SHE EVEN WHEELED THE TV IN THERE SO I WOULDNT GET BORED. SHE GOT MAD AT ME BECAUSE I MADE HER USE A BUCKET BUT LET ME TELL YOU WHAT THERE WAS NO WAY I WAS GETTING OFF THAT TOYLET BECAUSE I COULD HAVE EXPLODED AT ANY SECOND. THATS THE LAST TIME I GO FOR THE 14 FOR $4 DEAL. WHEW.
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