Ralph Boogers (fingerbang) wrote,
Ralph Boogers
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OLAY!

I BOUGHT A POOL FOR MY MOBILE HOME! WHO WANTS TO RUB SOME SUNTAN LOTION ALL OVER ME? MAYBE YOU, queendiva? I SAW WHAT YOU WROTE ABOUT ME, AND NOW I WANT TO BUY YOU A LIMITED EDITION LOUIS VUITTON TAKASHI MURAKAMI HANDBAG, YOU BIG SEXY THING! I DIDNT KNOW THAT PRADA MADE YOUR SIZE! THUMBS UP, BABY!

I AM NOW HAVING A MEXICAN FIESTA. I WENT TO JIM JACKS TACO SHACK AND GOT SOME FOOD, AND THEN STOPPED BY EL LICQUOR STORE-O AND GOT SOME TO-KEEL-YA :)

IT MAKES ME SAD THAT EDNAMETRIOSIS HAS BEEN SO SAD, AND THAT DEREK HAS BEEN EATING SO MUCH. BUT I KNOW HOW THAT GOES, BUDDY. SOMETIMES LIFE IS A BISCUIT, AND YOU JUST HAPPEN TO BE SURFING AROUND IN IT IN A BIG, FAT GRAVY BOAT! FILLED WITH GRAVY! IT'S OK BUDDY THOUGH BECAUSE IT'S EASIER TO BE A FAT DUDE. WOMEN LIKE BIG MEN!

queendiva 102%
aboriginalking 98%
love_no_evil 98%
raven 98%
derekfz 95%
chubbycore 91%
peppergurl 90%
mmm_cheese 87%
navarreankh 84%
phlemmonster 83%
raven 82%
easycore 80%
simplysummer 78%
findaway 76%
crpg_empusae 72%
sparklegrrl 72%
bobbin4penis 72%
dedgurl 72%
webbitch 69%
leon_phelps 69%
tdronet 69%
grendel001 65%
skintellectual 65%
lost_and_alone6 58%
draganfly 50%
raven 50%
How compatible with me are YOU?



WELCOME TO achbarr, WHO LOOKS LIKE HE COULD BE MY TWIN BROTHER!

AND THAT'S ALL FOR NOW, BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY.

-RBOOGIE.
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