Ralph Boogers (fingerbang) wrote,
Ralph Boogers
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WHAT A STRANGE LONG TRIP ITS BEEN!!!

WHERE HAVE I BEEN? oK I'LL TELL YOU.

SO MY BUDDY JUNIOR COMES OVER TO MY PLACE ONE NIGHT. SAYS HE'S GOT A PLAN, ABOUT GOING TO GET SOME ELECTRICAL WIRE FROM SOME GUYS UP IN CANDA. IT'LL JUST BE A 34 HOUR TRIP BY SEMI TRUCK. RIGHT. OK COOL.

SO WE GO TO CANDA, UP TO TORONTO. IN CHINKYTOWN. SO WE GET THERE, TO GET THE WIRE, AND SO WE GET IT. AND WE STOP AT A COFFEE TIME TO GET SOME DOUGHNUGHTS AND COFEE FOR THE TRIP.

LONG STORY SHORT, I ENDED UP IN A HOPSITAL IN NEBRASKA, RECOOPERATING FROM THE SARIES.

I WAS COUGHING UP BLOOD, SEEING SHIT. MAN, IT WAS UGLY. BUT I'M GREAT NOW. I GOT A SHOT, AND I'M FINE! THE GOVERNMENT SAYS THERE GONNA KEEP A CLOSE EYE ON ME, BUT THEYVE BEEN DOING THAT FOR YEARS. THAT DARN HAVING TO REGISTER EVERY 90 DAYS SO THEY KNOW WHERE I LIVE--OLD RALPHIE HASNT MOVED IN YEARS!

AND WHY DO THEY HAVE TO TELL MY NEIGHBORS WHERE I LIVE, TOO?

BUT NOW THAT I AM HOME, I AM TRYING TO CATCH UP ON THE LIVEJOURNAL. I AM THINKING ABOUT MOVING OUT OF ARIZONA SOON, BUT TO WHERE, I HAVE NO IDEA. ANY SUGGESTIONS?

HUGS TO EVERYBODY, EXTRA HUGS TO THE LADYS, AND A SMACK TO THE HATERS!

-RBOOGIE
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