Ralph Boogers (fingerbang) wrote,
Ralph Boogers
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FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time there has a young CHEESE FARMER named DEREK ;). He was DEADLY FUCKING in the PURPLE forest when he met RUNNY R BOOGIE, a run-away PROSTITOOT from the PUSSY Queen EDNA FOO.

DEREK ;) could see that RUNNY R BOOGIE was hungry so he reached into his TUPPERWARE and give him his HAIRY PIGS FEET. RUNNY R BOOGIE was thankful for DEREK ;)'s PIGS FEET, so he told DEREK ;) a very WRINKLY story about Queen EDNA FOO's daughter SUZEY LOO. How her mother, the PUSSY Queen EDNA FOO, kept her locked away in a WELFAIR OFFICE protected by a gigantic WILDABEAST, because SUZEY LOO was so STINKY.

DEREK ;) DOG. He vowed to RUNNY R BOOGIE the PROSTITOOT that he would save the STINKY SUZEY LOO. He would WASH the WILDABEAST, and take SUZEY LOO far away from her eveil mother, the PUSSY Queen EDNA FOO, and CHOCOLATE her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a GRUMBLY DIARRHEA and RUNNY R BOOGIE the PROSTITOOT began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic WILDABEAST from his story. PUSSY Queen EDNA FOO DEAD BABY out from behind a RECLINER and struck DEREK ;) dead. In the far off WELFAIR OFFICE you could hear a CLANG CLANG CLANG.

THE END.

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