Ralph Boogers (fingerbang) wrote,
Ralph Boogers
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TIME FOR TELEBYEBYE

THIS ELECTION THING IS REALLY HARD ON MY BRAIN. I WANT TO WIN. I WANT THIN LIZZY TO PLAY MY EGGNAUGARATION, AND I WANT EDNAMETRIOSIS TO BE MY FIRST LADY.

BUT THEN I THINK ABOUT THE LOHJIZTICS: HOW CAN I AFFORD THE APPETEAZERS IF WEB BITCH IS THE HEAD OF THE FDA? AND WILL SHE INVITE CHICKY? WILL THAT FAT ASS CRPG_EMPUSAE SHOW UP AND STALK ALL THE LADIES? WILL ED DO MY HAIR? WILL LEON GIVE PEOPLE CRABS?

AND DEREK, CREAMPIE, I DIDN'T EXAGERATE MY NUMBERS--I'VE FUCKED EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON MY PROFILE!

(UNLESS YOU MEAN THEY WERE IN THE SAME ROOM WITH ME)

MAN I AM BORED. ANY SUGGESTIONS ON FUN STUFF TO DO? PEOPLE TO ADD TO MY FRIENDS LIST? COMMUNITIES TO READ? CAMPAIN ISSUES I SHOULD TALK ABOUT?

-R BOOGIE
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